The turtles (and Mikey's pet cat, Klunk) decided to break into a house, that's owned by some creepy Asian dude in a filthy shirt and glasses, and steal a very peculiar book. Oh and they also found a jar of mutagen in that house that for some reason has the word "CHROMOSOMES" written on it. Upon opening and skimming through the book, the turtles realized this book would be the key to finally getting laid and moving out of their rat dad's smelly ass sewer home. Shortly afterward, Shredder and his foot soldiers and mutant henchmen came after them. Is it the Book of Pussy they're after or is it the jar of mutagen that says "CHROMOSOMES" on it, or is it both?
And by the way....
"Did you know statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though; I live next door to a little 10 year old boy with a fat ass, know what I'm saying?"—Racist Santa, December 23, 2014
That line had nothing to do with anything because fuck you.
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And by the way....
"Did you know statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though; I live next door to a little 10 year old boy with a fat ass, know what I'm saying?"—Racist Santa, December 23, 2014
That line had nothing to do with anything because fuck you.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles © Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Nickelodeon, and Viacom
Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead 2 © Valve
Pink Guy © Filthy Frank/DizastaMusic/George Miller
Garry's Mod © Facepunch Studios
Feel free to comment, thumbs up, and/or favorite this on Steam! 
"diiid somebody want some pussy, boss?"
XD I love all the turtles faces, their all the best and priceless excpecially donnie LOLZ
Mikey's face... omg jajajja x'D
Only the strongest and smartest of ninjas can understand the complexity and ancient knowledge of the B.O.P.; inferior minds cannot comprehend its awesomeness 
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What all true ninjas strive for.
Such nostalgia,TMNT were awesome I used to watch every single episode on TV ah good times.
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